Hybrid · Greenhouse-grown · 27.8% THC · Sweet earthy nose, big sticky buds
Cloud Nine is a balanced hybrid live rosin cart pressed from fresh-frozen flower at a single small-batch facility in Humboldt County. Solventless means heat and pressure only. no butane, no ethanol, no CO2. The terpenes that make it into the cart are the same terpenes the plant produced. Nothing added back, nothing approximated.
The pull is smooth with a noticeable creamy, sweet vanilla note up front and pine on the exhale. Effect is balanced. not too heavy, not too racy. Good for socializing, light work, or a quiet evening.
Customers report a slow, even lift. slightly more head than body, but social and clear. Not a slept-on couch experience. Not a buzzing anxiety. Right in the middle. Best in 2 3 small pulls; this oil hits harder than typical distillate.
Fresh-frozen flower goes through ice-water hash washing, then is pressed at low temperature (around 160°F) for the rosin extraction. The result is cold-cured for 3 days before being loaded into glass carts with ceramic coils. No cutting agents, no thickeners, no MCT, no PG, no VG. What's in the cart is rosin and that's it.
Store the cart upright at room temperature, mouthpiece up. Avoid direct sunlight and heat over 90°F (don't leave it in a car in summer). If oil clouds slightly in cold weather, that's normal. let it sit at room temp for 30 minutes before using.
Bought this on a whim after seeing it on the front page and I'm so glad I did. The buds are dense and sticky, the smell is loud (in a good way), and the high is exactly what they describe. Relaxing without being sleepy. Already ordered another quarter. Shipping was fast, package was super discreet.
I've ordered this three times now. Smooth smoke, no harsh cough, and the flavor is what really sells it. Sweet and earthy like the description says. I split a small joint with my partner after dinner and we're both just chill and chatty, not zonked. Perfect.
I usually go indica but figured I'd try this since it's a "best seller." Glad I did. Good middle ground. Smell is gas-forward with some sweet notes, definitely not as sedating as a pure indica which I appreciated for daytime. Knocked off a star only because I wish it was a little louder on the nose. Will buy again.
Orders over $149 ship free anywhere in the country. Orders under $149 have a flat $14.95 shipping fee. We ship to 50 states.
Orders placed before 10am Pacific ship the same business day. Orders placed after 10am ship the next business day. Delivery typically takes 2 to 5 business days depending on your location. You'll get a tracking number by email as soon as your package leaves us.
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging. No brand logos, no product names on the outside. Vacuum-sealed and odor-proof on the inside. Your delivery driver will have no idea.
Orders placed before 10am Pacific ship the same business day. Orders after 10am ship the next business day. Tracking number arrives by email as soon as your package leaves us. Delivery typically 2-5 business days depending on location.
Every order ships in plain unmarked packaging. No brand logos, no product names on the outside. Vacuum-sealed and odor-proof on the inside. Your delivery driver has no idea what's in the box.
Every batch is tested by an independent third-party lab for cannabinoid content (THC, THCa, CBD) plus six safety checks: pesticides, heavy metals, microbials, mycotoxins, residual solvents, and foreign matter. We don't release a batch until it passes all six.
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For obvious reasons we can't accept returns. But if your order arrives damaged, lost in transit, or you get the wrong item, email support@happybud.co within 7 days with your order number and a photo. We'll replace it or refund you in store credits. No long forms.
Ships in a resealable mylar pouch with a humidity pack. Stays fresh for about 30 days in the pouch. For longer storage, transfer to a sealed glass jar in a cool dark place. Don't leave on a sunny windowsill. The terps will thank you.